Rubiks Cube of Complexities

Attention please! Attention please! Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze! Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake! Your health, your very life's at stake! "Ho ho," you say, "they can't mean me." "Ha ha," we answer, "wait and see." ~Roald Dahl

Sunday, May 29, 2005

Baby-sitting, Swimming, Travelling, and Radiusless Circles

I am So excited about next week! I'm baby-sitting for one of the moms in my 4-H club. She has 3 daughters, and they're all really nice. Plus, I just love little kids. Yeah! Fun! Finally!I'm also really happy because my Uncle Bill is going to have his pool ready in about a week. He lives right down the road, and his pool is huge. More fun!I'm a little bummed, though, seeing as Arielle is going to Colorado for 5 weeks. Arielle, you're gonna miss our movie night. And swimming at Bill's. And all the super cool things we're going to think up to do this month...As my sidenote, I must add: There is no such thing as a circle without a radius. If it has no radius, it is nonexistent. The argument that all the points are equidistant from the center is flawed because they are NO distance from the center, so it doesn't exist! Seidel has corrupted my brother's thoughts by convincing him of this terrible geometric blunder. However, if someone can find something stable with which to back this up, I might recant. But that's a long stretch.Now I'm going to mow our yard. It's huge, and I love it!

Friday, May 27, 2005

So, is there anybody out there having fun?

Well, my summer has not taken off with the start I was hoping for. For example, I have driven into St. Marys three times over the past two days, out of sheer boredom (but I got to talk to Dan at the pool, so that was cool). Then, I helped my cool big brother with some of the farming. Can we say "country girl"? I mean, I was loading corn into an auger that carried it up a tube which dumped it into a truck. I lifted a 5-gallon bucket of corn (for those of you who were wondering, that is Very Heavy!) about 30 times. So I guess now my arms are pretty well worked out. There we go, I found the good. I also thought up a story idea, but posting it as I wrote it would make me feel like I was copying Christa and Seidel. So, I won't be doing that unless people want me to or if I can't think up anything else to say (like that could ever happen). So, now I'm going to go finish cleaning my room, adding to my "fun". I am more convinced than ever that I should live in Topeka.

Monday, May 23, 2005

The joke I promised, although I'm sad

Ok, so, the Pope for some reason decided he wanted to evict all the Jews out of Rome. Naturally, the Jewish population was none too pleased about this. So, they ask the Pope to speak with one of the wisest Jews they know. The Pope agrees, but the Wise Jew will only agree to talk with the Pope if no words are spoken, because he is almost deaf. They have to mime everything and communicate that way. So, they meet. The Pope sticks up three fingers. The Jew sticks up one finger. The Pope waves his arm around his head in a circle. The Jew points forcefully to the floor. The Pope takes out the bread and the wine. The Jew reaches into his coat and draws out an apple. Suddenly, the Pope stands up and shouts, "Fine! You can stay!" and walks out of the room. All the bishops and cardinals want to know why the Pope let the Jews stay, so he tells them, "Well, I held up three fingers to say that God is 3 persons, and he held up one to say it is 1 God. Then, I waved my arm around to say that God is everywhere, and he pointed to the floor to say that God is right here. Then, I took out our sacraments to show him, and he took out an apple to remind me of original sin, and I could see that I just couldn't argue with him anymore." Meanwhile, the Jews wanted to know how their friend had convinced the Pope to let them stay. "Well, he said he wanted us out of Rome in three days, but I said not one of us is leaving. He said he wanted us to clear out of this land, but I said we're staying right here. Then, he took out his lunch, and I took out mine."On my sidenote:I am pretty sad today. I found out yesterday that someone I used to know in St. Marys died in a car accident. Her name was Brittani. She was a freshman this school year. I used to play tether ball with her after school. And now she's gone. So, if you could just pray for her family, that if it hasn't already, it will make them consider their own eternity.

Friday, May 20, 2005

Why is it...?

Have you ever noticed the strange, mysterious things that plague our world? Enigmas left unsolved, questions left unanswered.
Like, why is it that, if a novella is shorter than a novel, the word "novella" is longer than the word "novel"?
And why are those microscopic Halloween candy bars called the "fun size"? (In all reality, shouldn't the fun size be the size of a small car?)
Most importantly, who put the pocket in pita?Here are some more to ponder:
Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
When someone asks you "a penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a "broker"?
Why isn't the word "palindrome" spelled the same backwards as forwards?
Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
Why can't telemarketers pronounce my last name, even if it IS spelled the way it sounds?
Why do you go on my blog if all I'm going to do is ask you lame questions?
*The preceding was an unpaid blog post by Incurable Optimist. Tune in next time for a joke about a pope and a Jewish man. Closed captioning provided by the makers of the following product: computers, duh.*

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Journey of Faith

Although the girl left for her journey in the stages of adolescence, her true journey began in the forest when she was still an infant. She had been left there at birth, cold, hungry, and very much alone. In her first moments of life, all she knew was a sense of being lost and unsure. Then, one day, a young couple walking in the woods happened upon the innocent babe. The woman smiled warmly at her, and the man wrapped her in his own coat. Because no one was nearby to claim the child, they took her into their care.
The child was given the name "Elizabeth", and growing up she knew only happiness. Her world was completely carefree. Her parents would have given her the world, but, since they were unable to do so, they gave her large portions of it.
Sadly, this fairy tale of hers had to meet its end. For, although she had been given so much, she wondered why she always seemed to be missing something important. Her family understood what she was going through and soon decided that it was time for her to embark on her journey to find what she sought.
At first, Elizabeth was afraid to leave behind her family and home. "You need not make this excursion on your own. A companion will attend you," her mother said.
As it turned out, another young lady about Elizabeth's age was at the point of her own trip. Her given name was Celeste, and her bright personality was exactly what Elizabeth needed in a companion. Their families did not want the girls to have to make the trek on foot, so horses were provided for the pair. The bridles on the horses read "Mildred" and "Audrey."
Upon their departure, Elizabeth's father handed her a tiny leather-bound book. He told her that it was very important that she keep it safe.
"It will be your guide," he said. "Just follow the instructions inside, and you will find it easier to keep to the path."
And so, with the book in tow, Elizabeth and Celeste left on their journey. They rode for days and days. True to her father's word, the little book proved to be of great assistance.
One day, however, Elizabeth neglected to consult it, and soon the two girls found themselves outside a city. Just inside the gate there was a boy no older than the girls, and he seemed to be napping.
"Excuse me," whispered Celeste, "but could you let us in so we can rest for a day?"
The boy awoke, although he still looked tired and worn. He pulled open the gate to let them in, and as soon as they were within the city walls, he let the gate shut and resumed his nap.
Elizabeth and Celeste crept around him and wandered further into the city. There were weeds growing everywhere, and a putrid stench hung in the air as if no cleaning had been done in quite some time. The town sounded sparsely populated, but the girls could see groups of people scattered about the yards. But no one was doing anything worthwhile. They were either in a deep sleep or in a deep trance. Some were stretched out in hammocks; others were sitting against their house walls with blank expressions. "I think we should leave this place," said Elizabeth.
"But it's so calm," replied Celeste. "It would be very relaxing to spend the night here."
"But we would make better time if we kept going."
"I thought you wanted to rest for awhile."
Elizabeth could not deny that she felt incredibly tired. Still, something deep inside her was telling her that this would not be a good place to stay. She had also noticed that she felt even more tired since she had entered the city and the feeling increased as she went further inside the gate. She felt an urge pushing her to leave, but she knew she could not leave Celeste alone in the city.
Elizabeth pulled out her book which her father had given to her and searched it for instructions. It said many times that wasting time would not benefit her, so she pulled Celeste back toward the gate. As they neared it, the boy awoke again. He gave the pair an odd look and said, "Where do you think you are off to?"
"We decided not to stay after all," replied Elizabeth. "We need to keep moving."
"My name's Wilfred," he said. He stuck out his hand as if they had not already been engaged in conversation.
Being polite, Celeste shook it, and the entranced look covered her countenance. She began to fall to the ground, but Elizabeth caught her. Wilfred reached his hand toward Elizabeth, but she said, "Sorry, I should really take her out of here so we can be on our way."
But Wilfred did not want a negative response. "I'll accompany you to your horses."
"Thank you, but that will not be necessary," Elizabeth answered.
The boy obviously did not want to lose this battle, but he decided that to win would require too much energy than he desired to put forth, so he returned to his napping position at the gate.
Elizabeth carried Celeste to their horses and tried to wake her up. It was much easier now that they were out of the city.
The two set out again, and Elizabeth looked back to the city. She spotted a huge plaque on the wall which read Doldrums. She committed the name to memory, intent on not returning.
Celeste was still much disoriented from her daze in Doldrums, and she desperately wanted a place to stay the night. They happened upon a beautiful little town which bore a sign reading Espejo. The gate was wide open as if inviting everyone in to see the marvelous town. The girls noticed that everyone carried a small mirror, and they would gaze at themselves every so often. They had not stepped more than two feet past the gate when a girl of about eighteen blocked their path.
"Hello," she said, "my name is Narcissa, and am I not one of the most beautiful girls you did ever lay eyes upon?"
Celeste bore a look of absolute disgust, but Elizabeth politely responded, "Yes, you are indeed lovely."
"I know," answered Narcissa, smugly. "You are quite lovely yourself," she added, turning to Celeste. "Quite a lot more lovely than your companion." Celeste looked both pleased and embarrassed. Elizabeth could not believe the audacity of the girl. To be so upfront about appearances seemed unnecessary and very rude.
Celeste murmured a quiet "Thank you," and walked slowly toward the inn. But Narcissa grabbed Elizabeth's arm and held tight.
"You know," she whispered, "I truly think you are the lovelier, but I wanted your friend to feel special. Am I not the most considerate person you have ever met?"
Elizabeth could not decide whether to allow the flattery or rebuke it. She liked being told she was pretty, but she did not like the fact that Narcissa had been as rude as to lie to Celeste and tell her that she was so pretty.
Elizabeth walked to the inn feeling in high spirits about herself. She decided she would buy one of those mirrors the next day.In the morning, Elizabeth woke extra early so she could make herself look beautiful for everyone in the town to see. She wanted them to think just as Narcissa did: that she was much more beautiful than Celeste.
But Celeste was already at the mirror. She's not that pretty, thought Elizabeth, not as pretty as me, anyway. Celeste washed her face and backed away from the mirror. She smiled slightly. Elizabeth, however, spent several hours applying beauty products Narcissa had recommended. When the two girls walked into the new day, Narcissa was waiting for them. Celeste walked a half step behind Narcissa and Elizabeth, who were both vying for the lead. Elizabeth noticed that, whenever Celeste looked at her, she seemed worried. In her heart, Celeste knew that the only way to free Elizabeth from her vanity would be to take her away from the town.
Later that night, Elizabeth could not find Celeste. She soon discovered where her friend had crept off to, though, because she returned promptly with another girl. Celeste introduced her as Arielle. She was a girl who traveled the path Elizabeth and Celeste had been following, searching for those who had wandered from the path. She helped Celeste take Elizabeth from the town, and the three continued on the road. Celeste explained to Elizabeth that she could not bear to see her become like that vain Narcissa.
The girls spent the next few days along the straight, narrow road, and soon, they found reason to rejoice.
About ten miles up the road was a huge gate. It was a pearl color, and a luminescence came from behind it. "This is what you have been seeking for," Arielle informed them. "You are almost to your journey's end."And so, they continued toward their final destination with a quickened pace.

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

One of Those Days

This is a song by Chris Rice that I absoltely love!

Oh, it's been one of those days
When You walk with me
So close I think
I caught the scent of angel wings.
And my oh my unsuspecting heart
Leaps from its place
Begins to race
I finally found the place
I never want to leave, oh...
Why can't every day
Why can't every day
Why can't every day
Can't every day
Be like today...

Oh, why do the good days end?
Makes me wonder now
With the way I feel
If yesterday was even real.
And why oh why do You seem so far away?
Could this mean that I've
Gone too far this time
And cannot make You change your mind?...
Why should any day
Why should any day
Why should any day
Should any day
Be like today?

Do I wollow in my insecurity?
Do I trust what my feelings are telling me?
Do I rest in the promise You made me
That You'll never leave?

Oh, today my heart believes
That the truth remains
You never change
Your love for me is still the same.
Why can't every day
Why can't every day
Why can't every day
Can't every day
Be like today?

So, yeah, my days have been bouncing between these extremes, but this song is
one of my favorites.

Monday, May 16, 2005

My name is NOT Nancy!

So, I'm sitting doing my homework, when I hear "Big Yellow Taxi." It's my
phone. After pressing the "answer" key, I speak into the receiver.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Nancy?"
"No, there's no one here by that name."
"But this is Nancy's number."
"No, it's my number."
"But it's Nancy's number, she gave it to me."
"Well, there's no one named Nancy here."
"Oh, 'bye."
"Bye..."

A couple days later:
*Big Yellow Taxi music*
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this Nancy?"
"No, and I think you tried this number a couple days ago."
"Oh, she must have changed it."
"Must have."
"Well, bye."
"Bye."

Question: do I sound like a "Nancy"? And, why didn't this Nancy tell her
friend that she changed her number. Maybe she's running from the police.
That's it.

TEST

This is a test of the emergency alert system.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

One of those Friends

Have any of you out there ever met someone who you thought would be one of those people you saw every once in a while and only knew a little about, but they become one of those people you wish you could see every day? (Wow, that was a long question.) Well, I met one of those people in my confirmation class (yes, the one I hated and the one that made me miss dress rehearsal), and he helped pull me through it. His name is Dan Morford, and he is one of the coolest guys I've ever met. I saw him at the Kaw Valley Festival on Saturday, and we got to talking. I hadn't seen him in six months, so we had a lot of catching up to do. It was great! Then, of course, my mom came to tell me I had to get back to work at our booth, and we had to say good-bye...But all you people out there know that even the few moments we spend with friends are cherished. So, I'm in a really great mood because I got to talk with an old friend in the middle of the "hick"-est fair you could ever go to (they were selling rabbits for $10 and chicks for 75 cents).
On another of my sidenotes:
Two of these kinds of people are graduating in a couple weeks, and, Ruth and Shane, I'm really going to miss you guys. I'm so thankful that God put you in my life. Remember Jeremiah 29:11.

Friday, May 13, 2005

Aah...Rain...

As you can probably tell by my oh-so-subtle title, I LOVE RAIN ! I love its smells , sounds, rhythms. I love the way it leaves our lawn so green. And, of course since I'm descended from a long line of farmers, I appreciate the necessity of rain in crop growth. :) Anyway, it was raining in study hall today, and I was filled with an urge to run outside and let it "wash away my sanity"(name that song).
Downside to the rain: last night, I couldn't be online very long because of the lightning. I was on for about five minutes, then I had to unplug the modem. Man, I hate dial-up.
On a side note, congrats to Chris for getting his braces off! And to Emily for getting bangs (they rock hard, Emils!).
Oh, and Seidel, just talk to her! But when you do, if you decide to tell her that she's your destiny, don't say "density." It didn't work well for George McFly.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

i have become a conformist

OMG, I can't believe I have a blog. This proves to people like Arielle that I can do the things I set out to do. So, Arielle, here it is, proof that I do have some sort of determination. And to Arielle, Christa, Shane, and Ansen, you lot had better comment frequently so I have a feeling of worth.