Rubiks Cube of Complexities

Attention please! Attention please! Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze! Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake! Your health, your very life's at stake! "Ho ho," you say, "they can't mean me." "Ha ha," we answer, "wait and see." ~Roald Dahl

Monday, December 28, 2009

Cliches Can Be Incorrect

I'm posting this a wee bit early, but that is because I will be spending January 1 with my mom, dad, grandpa, brother, and boyfriend. Needless to say, I will be otherwise occupied.

Anyway, everyone who has ever worked as a waitress, cashier, or general human being has had an experience in which he or she needed to do something out of the ordinary to please a customer. You know, the whole "the customer is always right" thing.
Well, a few months ago, I happened upon this little beauty of a website full of stories in which the customer was so wrong that there really was nothing to be done.
http://notalwaysright.com

Merry Christmas, and Happy New Year!

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