Rubiks Cube of Complexities

Attention please! Attention please! Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze! Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake! Your health, your very life's at stake! "Ho ho," you say, "they can't mean me." "Ha ha," we answer, "wait and see." ~Roald Dahl

Monday, May 16, 2005

My name is NOT Nancy!

So, I'm sitting doing my homework, when I hear "Big Yellow Taxi." It's my
phone. After pressing the "answer" key, I speak into the receiver.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Nancy?"
"No, there's no one here by that name."
"But this is Nancy's number."
"No, it's my number."
"But it's Nancy's number, she gave it to me."
"Well, there's no one named Nancy here."
"Oh, 'bye."
"Bye..."

A couple days later:
*Big Yellow Taxi music*
"Hello?"
"Hi, is this Nancy?"
"No, and I think you tried this number a couple days ago."
"Oh, she must have changed it."
"Must have."
"Well, bye."
"Bye."

Question: do I sound like a "Nancy"? And, why didn't this Nancy tell her
friend that she changed her number. Maybe she's running from the police.
That's it.

2 Comments:

At 10:59 PM , Blogger Ansen Bayer said...

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Beeeeeeeep. Beep. Beep.

The preceding has been another test of the emergency alert system. In the case of an actual emergency, please seek shelter immedately and tune into your local news station for updated weather information.

Beeeeeeeep. Beep. Beep.

 
At 5:21 PM , Blogger incurable optimist said...

What's so sad is that this actually happened!

 

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